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Post by STETSON TONY GILLIAM on Apr 29, 2012 23:42:19 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, border-radius: 3em; -moz-border-radius: 3em; padding: 20 20 20 20px; background-image: url(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt12/xNolanx13/SkaCheckers.jpg); background-repeat:repeat-xy; border: #00c6e4 solid 12px; width: 500px;]And I was like baby, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there. You are my love. You are my heart. And we will never ever ever be apart. Are we an item? Girl quit playin'. We're just friends? What are you sayin? Said there's another and looked right in my heart. My first love broke my heart for the first time. Tony is not the most confident of bros that there is, no sir. In fact, Tony is extremely un-confident. However, his dignity will always come second to a good laugh. And who wouldn't laugh at showing up to a bonfire in a matching bikini with your best bro? Only prudes, that's who.
Now, Tony is a man of many words and many impulses, which is how it ended up that he decided to go shopping for a swimsuit with Jared. It would be a one time thing, and there would only be four people at the bonfire that they were going to, but it would all be worth it. Yes. He just had to keep reminding himself that it was going to pay off in the end. Because if he was totally honest, he was a little bit self-conscious about the whole ordeal.
Not that he was particularly bad looking, but he was on the skinnier side, and he was pale, and he was short and a boy. He had also been very dorky when he was younger, and all of the teasing had taken a tole.
And so Tony was at the mall, waiting for Jared to show up. While he waited, he wondered how he was going to stuff his balls into a bikini bottom. They would have to get some with skirts. And he might have to shave his legs or something. Hair could be a huge problem. He would need to talk to Star about how to get all of this done properly.
He wondered if he could dye his hair pink temporarily. Just as an added touch. Or pink and lime green. But maybe that was over the top?
And what color should his bikini be? He wanted blue, but there was always the highlighter-yellow route, or neon orange or pale pink or flitty purple. He supposed he would let Jared decide on color. Those high fashion sorts knew a thing or two about that stuff.
A part of him was very worried about going into a store and actually buying a bikini in front of everyone. His face would probably be fire engine red by the time they got to the register.
It's worth it, Tony. You can do it. You'll never see these people again, right? It's so not a big deal. You can pull it off. You got this. You're the MAN.
Yeah. Those pep talks worked way better when he was playing soccer. WORDS: 412 TAGGED: BROHAMA NOTES: unf unfTHIS TEMPLATE WAS MADE BY ARRO AT CAUTION 2.0 |
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Post by JARED LIAM ROBINSON on May 15, 2012 18:13:07 GMT -5
[style=border-radius: 80px; -moz-border-radius: 80px; overflow: hidden;]  - - - you're going to make mistakes, you're young. come on baby, play me something like her comes the sun. don't go, stay with the all unknown. - - - - - A look of smug disbelief made itself unto Jared's face, as he sauntered down the mall hall, hair perfectly tousled. He couldn't believe that he was actually doing this. Like ... how did it get this far? Jared didn't know, nor did he care! He knew going out to buy bikini's was a sketchy thing, but he was going to be with his brosef Tony. And the only people that would see them in their bikini's would be their best friends and perhaps several innocent bystanders.
He spotted Tony from a bit away, and gave him a grin as he approached him. "Lets get this done, kiddo." Jared chuckled as he wrapped his arm around Tony's shoulders and dragged him into the swimsuit store. Jared didn't really have anything in mind for his bikini ... but he did want it to make a statement. A statement at a cheap cost though. Jared didn't want to drop some major bills to sport a suit that he'd wear once. Or twice, we'll see.
When Jared had directed the two of them toward the bikini's he was a bit surprised to see the variety. On the men's side of the store it was pretty bland. There were only a few variations of board shorts and speedos and all that. But when it came to the women's bathing suits, it made Jared's head spin. There were one pieces, two pieces, two pieces that looked like one piece or one pieces that looked like two. Then there were ruffles and jewels and strings and clips and all that. And there were the different cuts of tops and bottoms: halter, string, thong, brief. It was a lot to take in for one guy.
"I wanna get a hot one piece. Like that one Jim Carrey wore." he told Tony, letting go his arm and then scratching his head. "I wouldn't want the girls or the boys to fall out." Jared laughed a nervous laugh.
That was another issue that both of them had to face. Jared was too embarrassed to get some manscaping done ... that would be some serious shit! Sure, he's done it once before, but it was a traumatic experience. Regardless, he was just excited to do some stupid things with Tony. And if that meant rolling up in bikini's then he was totally down.
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Post by STETSON TONY GILLIAM on Jun 21, 2012 3:53:33 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, border-radius: 3em; -moz-border-radius: 3em; padding: 20 20 20 20px; background-image: url(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt12/xNolanx13/SkaCheckers.jpg); background-repeat:repeat-xy; border: #00c6e4 solid 12px; width: 500px;]And I was like baby, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there. You are my love. You are my heart. And we will never ever ever be apart. Are we an item? Girl quit playin'. We're just friends? What are you sayin? Said there's another and looked right in my heart. My first love broke my heart for the first time. Once Jared and Tony had made their way into the Giant Sea of Women's Swimsuits, the shorter, less stylish Bro felt his stomach do a little flip. There were just so many of them. He felt a sudden twang of pity for females who had to traverse this overwhelming ocean on at least a yearly basis. He was only planning on doing this the one time in his life, and he was clamming up within seconds of being confronted by the rainbow-y Hell.
Though, he had to admit, the women that were shopping looked pretty at ease. Maybe they had a secret that he didn't know about.
He looked up at his friend and gave him a weird look. "A one piece might work for me, but you're tall. It'll be all stretchy. Like, seriously. I've listened to my mom complain about not being able to buy onesies for long enough. The boys are safer in their own little cradle."
Tony took the moment to thank God for his foresight on asking for help when it came to a potential peek-a-boo show. He might never admit it to anyone ever in the whole world, but he had a feeling that he was going to be really grateful for Star in the near future. Maybe he could send a fruit basket.
Tony puffed up his bangs and took another look at the room, and like in a really cheesy movie a shining beacon of light guided his eye to the glorious Sales Rack of Honor. He swore he could hear angels singing from heaven above.
He grinned. "Jared, my Man, I think we have found our selection of fine swimming clothing from which to choose," he said, gesturing towards the rack, tucked away into a back corner. Tony wondered how long it would take for him to get a tan. Considering the amount of time he spent outside and the lack of color in him, he bet he would have paint himself orange to get rid of his incandescent glow. Oh, well. At least bonfires were at night so it didn't matter all that much. WORDS: 354 TAGGED: BROHAMA NOTES: i think i was even later nbdTHIS TEMPLATE WAS MADE BY ARRO AT CAUTION 2.0 |
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Post by JARED LIAM ROBINSON on Jun 25, 2012 20:32:01 GMT -5
[style=border-radius: 80px; -moz-border-radius: 80px; overflow: hidden;] - - - you're going to make mistakes, you're young. come on baby, play me something like her comes the sun. don't go, stay with the all unknown. - - - - - There seemed to be a rainbow of different kinds of swim suits for women, and Jared was just plain ol' confused. There were different cuts, thicknesses, patterns... not to mentions buckles and buttons and velcro and what? He looked toward Tony for some insight, be he looked just as confused as he did. Jared smirked, "How the hell are we going to do this?"
He chuckled loudly at his comment about potential slip ups, which made a few people there stare at him curiously. Jared was a bit frightened of the thought of a moose knuckle at the base of his torso. "Yeah, I agree." he laughed.
After a moment of just straight up staring at all the different suits, Jared blurted, "Fuck it bro, lets just get string bikinis." A huge grin was on his face, and he walked toward a collection of neon bikini's. He looked deep into the rack to try and find a larger size, all at the same time blushing at what he was doing. Jared was surprised that they hadn't been helped yet.
He snagged a large, neon orange set and swung it in the air. "What do you think?" he laughed, suddenly nervous about trying it on. He quickly realized the several faces that looked at him. Perhaps they thought he and Tony were gay. Ohhh ... it does look that way, doesn't it? Meh, Jared didn't care, he liked the attention.
"OH WHAT ABOUT THESE?!" he practically yelled, spotting silver bikini's with rainbow stars stamped on them. "They are mighty flashy." he giggled, pulling out his size.
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