MY SHINY TEETH and me }{ jared

[FELIX OTTO NESSON]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: #94AA2B; border-top: solid #E6AB11 5px; width: 500px; padding-top: 20; padding-bottom: 30;] [classy=tite]Why should I talk to you when I've got thirty-two? [/classy][classy=cont][/classy] [classy=threader]Felix was used to waking up snuggled against someone. Honestly, it happened almost every morning. At least once a week, for sure. So, he was completely nonchalant when the first thing he saw was MANLY MANLY CHEST AND/OR BACK MMYES. He didn't even really bother to see who it was this time. Well, we all know it's Jared laying there, but shh, don't tell Felix yet. We'll just let him not bother to start remembering last night yet. Anyway. So Felix is laying there, and laying there, and he's nice and warm in his ducky pajamas. However, once Felix is awake, he can't fall back asleep. Accepting his fate as a member of functioning society, Felix quietly lifted himself out of bed and started over to the bathroom. What happened next, no one could predict. Well, maybe you could, since Sapphy can be pretty predictable in her writing, and she's already told a few people about this. Moving on. Felix proceeded to go through a morning ritual of hygiene! It started, as always, with the dental kind. Picking up a light blue toothbrush and squeezing from the bottom of his Aquafresh toothpaste tube, Felix began to hum. He was in a good mood. And he had been watching far too many cartoons lately. Song began to arise in the bottom of Felix's throat, and soon he was singing through his toothbrush. "When I'm feeling lonely, sad as I can be, all by myself on an uncharted island on an endless sea! What makes me happy, fills me up with glee! Those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw, my shiny teeth an me!" He took a moment to spit, then continued to sing and brush. "My shiny teeth that twinkle! Just like the stars in space! My shiny teeth that sparkle, addin' beauty to my face!" Cue dance moves. Still brushing, at least. "My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree! You know they walk a mile just to see me smile, WHOO!" Pelvic thrust. "My shiny teeth and me." Almost done with the brushing now (it takes a while to brush while singing, in case you've never done it). "Yes, they're all so perfect, so white and pearly. Brush, gargle, rise, a couple breath mints, my shiny teeth and me." Pause for the mouthwash. "My shiny teeth so awesome! Just like my favorite song! My shiny teeth I floss them, so they grow up to be real strong!" Oh, right, better grab some floss, Felix. "My shiny teeth I love them, and they all love me! Why should I talk to you when I've got thirty-two? WOO!" Another pelvic thrust, as well as getting rid of the dirty floss. "My shiny teeth and OH HEY THERE'S STILL SOMEONE HERE." Felix abruptly stopped singing and walked back over to his bed. He still had to take a shower and get dressed, but he might as well figure out just who was sharing his bed. "Hey, man, get up, it's like, nine a.m. on a beautiful Saturday morning." [/classy] TAG: jared bby NOTES: I need to come up with more nicknames for people. Felix is a nickname person. Also, I typed all of the lyrics from memory, 'scuze me if they're wrong. And I apoligize for shamelessly lengthening my post with lyrics. It won't happen again, I just couldn't resist ;D OUTFIT

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[JARED LIAM ROBINSON]

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- - - you're going to make mistakes, you're young. come on baby, play me something like her comes the sun. don't go, stay with the all unknown. - - - - -

jared slept like a baby in felix's bed ... although he wasn't quite aware that it was felix's bed. last night would be a blur to jared, but all he knew was that he had a good time last night. the bed was comfortable and was soft on his skin, as he sported only his boxers. jared's face was burrowed in the pillow and there was an innocent look of contentment written all over his face. in the distance, he could hear ... singing, and lightly he was waking up.

however, his eyebrows scrunched together as he heard someone talking to him. "hey, man, get up, it's like, nine a.m. on a beautiful Saturday morning." jared had absolutely no clue who was talking to him right now. he was a bit surprised as well, that the voice was not the signature falsetto of a female. jared grunted and rubbed his eyes, clearing the muck that developed in his eyes. as his vision cleared, he looked around to see his surroundings.

first off, it was a wonder to jared that he didn't wake up in his own bed. the dormitory he was in was the same layout as his, but the furniture and items in it were unfamiliar. then, he rolled over to see who it was that he was staying with. it was another guy, CLEARLY, but jared was still unsure who exactly it was. And rather than being a loser and pretending like he knew his name, Jared just bluntly asked, "who are you?"

but as soon as he said it, he realized that it was borderline rude. "i-i mean," he said, stuttering as he forced himself to sit up on the bed, "i don't remember what happened last night." he grinned, resting his head back on the headboard of the bed. his arms were limp and his face was pleading to the handsome guy that stood in front of him, with his ducky pj's.

"nice jammies," jared added, hoping to ease the tension. he wasn't really shocked that he had ... spent the night with another guy. jared has done it before, countless of times, it was just on rare occasion. he must have felt really adventurous last night and probably struck out with all the ladies. didn't matter whether the person he was with was a man or a woman, they were still able to connect on the most simple of levels. but he knew that people would talk. like they always do on this godforsaken island. jared's mind flashed to evan and her reaction. he almost winced out loud. she would most certainly never let it go. there would be endless jokes and pokes and teases coming his way from her.

but jared didn't regret it. he must of had a good time with the guy last night if he managed to spend the night. wait, was this guy kicking him out? like ... as if jared was just another bitch? he tried not to think about it, and instead, gave the guy the benefit of the doubt as he sat in his bed.

ooc:
ahaha could call jared like reddit or something like that?
play up the jar or red in his name p:
and i am loving the fairly odd parents reference
and his undies on polyvore x'D

[FELIX OTTO NESSON]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: #94AA2B; border-top: solid #E6AB11 5px; width: 500px; padding-top: 20; padding-bottom: 30;] [classy=tite]Bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock/rhyme/fuck[/classy][classy=cont][/classy] [classy=threader]Felix laughed when the kid in his bed (what was his name? Something to do with like, a color... Auburn? Ruby? Jet? Rusty? Something like that) looked around like the most confused, hungover dude in the world. He, almost rudely, asked who Felix was. Before Felix could nary raise an eyebrow, the color kid continued, not only complimenting the sexiest of Felix's jammies, but commenting on his lack of remembrance for the previous night. "Shit, man, I'm insulted." He actually managed to keep his face straight for a few minutes. "No, seriously, you think I remember last night? Dude, I black out like a night a week." Felix sauntered over to the closet where the majority of his clothes hung. He looked though the selection of suits and vests and pants and dapper, and ended up going with a simple black on black outfit... 'cept for the white shirt, because spring. "My name is Felix, current reigning Sex God of Grace Island and the best party host known to man." Felix hummed while getting dressed, not paying much attention to what the kid in his bed was doing, but talking to him anyway. "I can't really remember your name, either, but I do remember it sounded like a color. Like, Jet or Rusty or something. So! Rusty, do you need to borrow any clothes or anything? You're taller than me, from what I remember last night, I think, so anything I have might be a bit small.... Hmm. I probably have some jeans and tee shirts somewhere in here..." Felix was a surprisingly fast dresser. He had on regular underwear today, just a pair of Spiderman boxers. No need for luck, he needed to save that for the next party. Besides, his butt kind of hurt too much for a thong. Dappered up nice and good, Felix turned back to the kid in his bed. "So! What's shakin, bacon? What is the plan? What's happening, what's going on?" He was probably far too bright and cheery for anyone this early in the morning, but hey, Felix was a bright and peppy kind of guy. [/classy] TAG: Rusty NOTES: Felix isn't even hungover. He's one of those people who has a piece of toast and gets over it.Also, this post looks shorter than it is, lol. NEW OUTFIT

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[JARED LIAM ROBINSON]

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- - - you're going to make mistakes, you're young. come on baby, play me something like her comes the sun. don't go, stay with the all unknown. - - - - -

"Sex God of Grace?" Jared scoffed, looking appalled in Felix's bed. "I thought that was me." he scoffed, throwing his hands up into the air and then letting them hit the blanket as they landed. "You must be mistaken." he chuckled, Adam's apple bouncing up and down on his neck.

"Shorts and a tee would be fine." he insisted, a bit confused to exactly where his clothes were. But he didn't stress too much, since as soon as he had stretched and shoved himself out of bed, he spotted his clothes in a pile on the ground. Hmm ... he contemplated whether or not he should wear it out of the dorm and risk the chance of getting seen.

"I'm Jared by the way." he said with a shrug. He was sure where he had gotten the color from ... perhaps the Red in his name? Hah, that amused him since the two had never ever been closely related ... ever. "That one guy that has sex with everyone." he added with a cheeky grin and a smug face. "But seriously, you probably know me." Jared let the obnoxious comment slip. Besides, he was having a good time with this ducky kid.

"I would wear my clothes ... but they're kind of dirty from a long night of partying. And BESIDES, I wouldn't want to look like just another person you brought home." Jared decided, and chuckled as he strutted over to the bathroom to rinse his face and check out his condition. He looked a bit ... out of it. Jared didn't certainly wasn't as fresh or as peppy as Felix was in the morning and especially not if he had just woken up from a crazy night.

He had a splitting migraine, but Jared tried his best not to be affected by it. After rinsing his face with some cold water and fixing his hair, he sauntered back into the main room, where Felix had managed to change quickly and be as energetic as ever. "Hungry, that's what's up." he sighed as he flopped onto the foot of the bed. "Got any food?" he pleaded, making a pouting face.

Did Felix need to go somewhere? Jared hoped he wasn't hustled out of the dorm like what he would do with the girls that he would take home. Mostly because he didn't want them to think that there was anything more to the relationship. Wait, but ... why was Jared asking for breakfast? And asking to borrow clothes? Oh God. This was a big deal to Jared and he suddenly felt a little panicked about it.

But he wasn't TOO alarmed. Besides, Jared's sexuality has always been a moving target. He'd want one thing this day and other the next. Never really consistent... maybe he was just lonely. And he didn't care for all the preaching about his sleeping around. Kids around here acted like adults because they think they are one. With the powers and everything, it has given students an extra boost to their ego, making them more obnoxious than they would regularly be.

ooc: omg sorry if i'm late!