I NEED A BRAND NEW SKIN Apr 8, 2012 18:21:58 GMT -5
Post by DEUDONNE FAY GAUTREAUX on Apr 8, 2012 18:21:58 GMT -5
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[classy=tite]You'd touch the hand that's touching sin [/classy][classy=cont][/classy]
PROFILE. Meet Deudonne, or Deu, also known as mister careface thanks to his literal stone expression that only seems to vary between bored, pissed of and pouty (don‘t mention that last one to him, or you‘ll see an entire new side of his palm.) An ex-weeaboo of 2 years now, he hates everything Japanese and tries his damnedest to ensure no one finds out about his shameful past, and those who do get to lip-lock with his fist until they swear never to mention it again. EVER. Pansexual, not at all interested in sex but still finds himself wearing the title of the school slut.
Everyone needs friends, and in Deu’s case he needs friends with a lot of patience for bullshit. Deu is rude, he is arrogant and cocky all while keeping that damn stone face, he screws around more than most and sleeps through class only to have the freaking electronics around convey the answers to the questions for him later. Yeah, his friends need a lot of patience or understanding for his personality. IDK, fuck buddies, playmates (lol, playing around mates) and such are always welcome.
You need no grand reason to hate Deu other than him being who he is. Towards those he dislike he is rude and violent and petty, even talking their computers into shutting down in the middle of a document just out of spite. He is bound to have enemies, and possibly a lot of them too. Anyone who knows of and mentions his weeaboo stage is instantly on his bad side.
Contrary to popular rumours Deu is not a smooth talker, a Casanova or a gigolo who seduces the women to get into his bed. He is so uninterested in sex and love that he finds it ridiculous that he gets so much out of the former, and honestly he has no idea why this all came to be. Nonetheless he is a fine consolation fuck and does not say no to a quick screw around the corner. Modesty? Is that something you can eat? As for actual love plots, no sorry, I don’t plot them unless I request a lover. I’m all up for odd crushes though :3
Dude I'm probably gonna re-write this tomorrow or something but for now deal with this horribly written thing >S